Sunday, February 21, 2010

The Giant Leap

Having landed in a country so unknown and on the crossroads to the entrĂ©e of a new life, things seemed so uncanny. The distant sound of the BMW sports, the mist, small tint of smell of the cigar, that petite glimpse of Aston Martin, all that had made me nostalgic of the childhood times when I was so fascinated with the Bond Movies. These were the thoughts pondering while I was on my way out of the Brussel’s International Airport. Almost in a dilemma, if to be happy about my achievements or sad because of the people I left back. All this was apparently adding to the predominant eerie feeling I had been having since I boarded the flight.

Everything around seemed so organized and planned, and in a way or two I was not liking it or rather should say I was missing the huge lot of auto wala’s and taxi wala’s shouting at the top of their voices “bhaiya taxi chahiye kya?”.No matter u say “no” to their entire group but the optimism in them to ask just one more time, was what I was lay mislaid.

The ride to the flat at Mechelen was remarkable, after all I was in a chauffeur driven Mercedes ‘C’ class for the first time J.The fields and the lighthouses and the boomerang traffic. The chauffeur was pretty amazed to know that I had come here to work, was tuff to convince him that though I looked young, had been working since some time and that I was NOT a student (I can already see the grin on someone’s face J).God knows when would i grow up ;).

People usually ask me the difference I see between Belgium and India. The first thing that strikes me here is the pedestrians here get the preference while walking on roads. You can walk the zebra crossing without seeing left or right because the approaching vehicle will stop, pass a smile and wait for you to cross. So “Koi fark toh nai pardta hai bhai” :D. Had I done something like this in India, I would have writing this post from Heaven ;). Truly speaking, since some time I have had a habit to pick and choose the car that should stop and wait for me to cross the road. My personal favorite being a Bently :P.

Next to it, people here are very friendly. They would wish you a good day, a “take care” message, no matter if they do not know you and no matter u meet them in the lift or the way out or in office or some shopping area or at the parking. Hardly does it matter if the other person looks good or for that matter if you look good or not. This is something I appreciate a lot of the people here. Talking to some stranger is generally not the tone back in India, and it’s your bad luck if that stranger is a girl because then u have committed a grave sin which would either result in an ignorant response or a weird look that emphasizes the fact that you are trying to flirt.

I still remember the day during my initial training days at Mysore, when I passed on a smile and a “hi” to the girl who was the only other co-passenger in the golf cart while travelling in the Infy campus. Much to my surprise, she asked me if I was contemplating to “Line Maro” her by passing on the smile. I was dumbstruck. Infact had to recollect, if I had done something weird by passing on a smile. In the end all I could say to her was, if you think passing on a smile alongside a hi is termed as “Line Maaring” then yes I am trying Line Maaro you. Please go ahead and lodge an ASHI (an infy term , referred to as Anti Sexual Harassment Initiative) complaint against me. Thankfully, she didn’t lodge one. :P.

Apart from all this, the best delicacy here is the chicken scotel.Not because it tastes good, but because the Paki owner has a smile which evidently shows how happy he is to serve us.Infact, every time i call him and visit his food joint, he asks his chef to go out as he will prepare the scotel for us. At times,it becomes hard to believe is the entire pakistan the same ? or i have just met a good man.

Nonetheless and jokes apart, this is turning out to be a huge learning experience in all terms and I hope it turns out to be one. Probably then I would at least be considered matured rather than a happy-go-lucky “joker”.

Hindi hai Hum, watan hai Hindustaan Hamara :) :) :)

Saturday, November 14, 2009


The Stooge and the Preety girl - II

A stooge and the preety girl
Took a walk around and it seemed like a pool-whirl
The dumbo stooge was in the abode of satan
posed as if he had lost the baton

Life was moving all fast and terse
Ofcourse it seemed none less than a curse

He wanted to ask her heart out as the clock struck Nine
But the heart took over d mind and he had to chill whine
Afterall love was all about sacrificing and throwing it in the mine

Threw pebbles in lake, circles he drew
The thought of dying hope made him drue
The love he had was prime time true
Thanks GnR for the wonderful crew
Thanks GnR for the wonderful crew

Staring at the wrist and the symbolic bands
He wished if anyone had a magic to wand
The hope he carried had now turned incoherent and mush
Coz the cupids arrow had a different gush

Over and out was all he could say
Every endless night has a dawning day
Every darkest sky has a shining ray (c)

These lines now end as does the last french fry
but he made a promise to keep and would always try
It takes a lot to laugh as your tears go by
But you can find me here till your tears run dry (c)






Sunday, May 31, 2009

Stooge and the Preety Girl

A stooge and the preety girl
Took a walk along and it seemed Align Centerlike a MacD Swirl
The Blushing stooge was in seventh heaven
And posed as if he were the only Maven

Life was moving all fast and verse
Ofcourse without the pain in the arse...

He wanted to ask if they could wine and dine
but she was a tea-tottler and it was abosolutely fine
afterall he had an Emi to pay in the pipeline...

Went well for a week or two
Then in all came one clue
These lines have been burgled and it aint my brew
Thanks GnR for the wonderful crew
She is impossible and it’s true...
She is impossible and it’s true...

am still waiting to ask her out and hold her hand
So as to make stong the cement and the wet sand..
None in hand and none in bush
Neither do i want an Aish nor a Sush...

With none of the studs in the gaze
The beach would be an ideal place
with some music in the trace
To cry my heart out and win the ace..
Dumbo me, an ace is a winner in any case..
All these shows the optimism in me
Someday am gonna bunch the flowers and bend on the knee!!!!



pls bear with the spelling disorders if any!!!!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Painted On My Heart

I thought youd be out of my mind
And Id finally found a way to learn to live without you
I thought it was just a matter of time
Till I had a hundred reasons not to think about you

But its just not so
And after all this time, I still cant let go

Ive still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory, baby

Ive got your kiss
Still burning on my lips
The touch of my fingertips
This love so deep inside of me, baby

Ive tried everything that I can
To get my heart to forget you
But it just cant seem to

I guess its just no use
In every part of me
Is still a part of you

And Ive still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory, baby

Ive got your kiss
Still burning on my lips
The touch of her fingertips
This love so deep inside of me, baby

Ive still got your face
Painted on my heart
Painted on my heart
Painted on my heart, oh baby

Something in your eyes keeps haunting me
Im trying to escape you
And I know there aint no way to
To chase you from my mind

Ive still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory baby

Ive got your kiss
Still burning on my lips
The touch of my fingertips
This love so deep inside of me, baby

Gone in 60 Secs ©

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Down Memory Lane #Cache 22

Why isn’t anybody hooting me for not smashing the shuttle on the badminton court, why isn’t the sound of shhhh coming out when I miss a simple scoring chance, why isn’t anybody applauding me on picking up a rocket smash or on a beautifully done trick or on a good fielding.

I keep playing Counter Strike for hours but why isn’t anybody fighting with me to take my place, why can’ I hear somebody saying “saale kamine tune bahut khel liya ab mujhe khelne de”

I create my own playlist everyday but why isn’t anybody fighting to change the songs.
Why isn’t there the same excitement to login to gmail….

I haven’t recharged my sim since ages and still why isn’t anybody calling me a JACKASS and LOSER ka dum.

why isn’t anybody giving missed calls and sending messages, pretending to be me, with ma idle sitting phone, cummmon why isn’t somebody playing a prank on me.

Why ain’t I giving missed calls to anyone!!!!

Why isn’t the sound of the distant alarm going dim and why can’ I see the lights of the badminton court getting switched off at 10 in the night.

Why isn’t the taste of Maggie at midnight not the same even though I need to share it wid none...

Why is it that nobody is teasing me and prompting me, every time a bunch of IT juniors pass by….
Why is it that nobody is shouting an expletive every time I say “Main toh seedha saadha ladka hoon”….lol

Why isn’t anybody reading messages in ma inbox much against my wish!!!!!

Why is it that this blog is making me nostalgic …..

Why is it that have got addicted to all those things….
Why is it that am missing all those wonderful friends….
Why is it that I have lost a good few of them in spite of no apparent reason….
Why is it that I can’ get back those few friends whom I have lost…..
Why is it that i can’ realign with those lost ones and brigde the crack….
Why is it that even being in their city and their favorite cafe I can’ meet those lost friends…
Why is it that every time I watch “Mr. Beans” I grin and smile with a reminiscence…..
Why is it that I have gone thru every drop of ink on the book and still have chapters unread…
Why is it that I have plethora of questions and exactly null answers…..

Lo Kar Lo Baat!!!

There can be reasons galore for the growing accidents on the roads..The traffic police may account it for reasons galore, but the major reason can be attributed to teh incomplete traffic rule -- Walk to your left.
It should be protracted to "always walk to your left and never look out for the HBZs or the V stats pertaining to them"


The term uup Rashtrapati is very apt for "Mr..." but associating Mrs. Pratibha Patil with coveted post of Rashtrapati would be a wrong use of gender for bharat...as we consider our nation as our mother India.. how can a “SHE” be the pati of our rashtra....Point to be noted ma lord!!!!
Such is lifes drearies......

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona pardta hai
jo nahi ho woh bhi hona pardta hai...

eewwwww.....

This does prove to a large extent dat our society was man-dominant aint it??




Mohd yousuf alias Yousuf Youhana, the famous Pakistan middle order bat, had once said "whenever i go thru a bad patch, Pakistan gets to play a series against India and I get back to form" hmmmm....no wonder he is ready to rebel against the pak cricket board to fasten together with the ICL...
Bladdy OPPPURTUNIST!!!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Xtreme, Original, a Phenomenon - Am joking Folks!!

I reckon we are witnessing a revolution.Our favorite hangouts are being demolished, no one watches cricket anymore & Navjot singh Sidhu is laughing his way to slammer. I believe this has something to do with Global Warming. People are more often that not using Orkut as the means to transmit quanta of bits which are neither manchester Encoded nor streamlined...lol.Now this reminds me that wen i started using Orkut i had only $5 friendz, 5 fans , 1 stupid testimonial and about 68 scraps , 50 out of which were synonyms to "Nice to see u in Orkut" in varying dialects..and ma friend had around 2500 odd scraps..

One of ma friendz had a rather not to b pulicised snap of mine and apparently wiki told me that i can sue him for invasion of privacy.This wud infact be an ideal pathbreaking case in intellectual property & violation of privacy for my cousin who wud be passing out of a law school soon.After which i would like to ensure that all ma writings and ideas are copyrighted or copyleft-ed, since some of ma writings are accoring to the GNU Public Licence as well, which means the next time a colleague asks for an idea, i might have to get him to sign some legal documemts to ensure he doesn' make money out of it, without givivng me my share.
I think thatz lame. I wud rather sit at home or sleep at office and get some coke & watch the Global Warming take over the world.

Franklin D. Roosevelt had once said " If you cannot make the fututre for the youth, make the youth for the future" & i guess mallika's hot entree' is doing the needful to make the youth resilient to Global Warming.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

The Long Tail Concept


They cage, they grin,
thats the creation of page and brin

Is that the power of recursiveism
i guess its the Larryed Sergeyism
that proves whatz hot & whatz not an anacronism

Its perfect, its passion, its setting me free
No wonder its making yahoo and msn pee.

They crawl first and think later
still it gets better n better n better
Is it a miracle or an Arabian Treasure
that brings back the sands of time with utmost pleasure

Is it one immortal bone or another one carved out of a Roman stone,

that made brin and page construct the fern
and count on the investments on return

Mycrowsoft counting the stakes of stocks,
its the google's canopy where it all docks,
its the google's canopy where it all docks...

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Freaky Friday

This had knocked my brain around 10-11 months back but the lazy soul wasnt geared up to pen down something on it.This actually was a result of a gyrating long languid class of object oriented analysis and design,this might sound a very eminent part of software engineering and infact it is ;but the bloody wild bear never let us fell likewise.By bloody wild bear i ve all ma fingers pointing to Gunasekaran,the lecturer oh!!correction he got promoted,the Senior lecturer who screwed us all.Besides all these things i wud owe him one thing, that this was the only time where the creativity and brains of the backies ran faster than a Micheal Owen spree(with his legs all recovered obviously) or may be even a pulsar 180cc with castrol GT fueled in it.Give us any tough,smart mind boggling sudoku with one class of object oriented analysis and design and ur bound to get the solution in moments that too served hot at ur desk.

Now coming back to the fact which i thought i was the first one to find out,but it wasnt that infact was a figment of ma imagination(this metaphar is ma recent creation),finding on the innernet i could easily locate 8-10 sites stating the same thing i was and thattoo in decibels much louder than mine and with speakers that had true value bass and rock genre.

Consider the code:-

#include
#include
int main()
{
clrscr();
struct tm *gmt;//object of the structure tm with acts as actual parameter to asctime()
time_t t;
t=(time_t)0x7FFFFFFF;//the POSIX time_t object
gmt = gmtime(&t);
printf("GMT is: %s", asctime(gmt));
t++;
gmt = gmtime(&t);
printf("GMT is: %s", asctime(gmt));
return 1;
}
OUTPUT:-
GMT is Tue Jan 19 03:14:07 2038

GMT is Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901 !!!!!The name freaky friday co-realates here)!!!!!

Now the output should have time somewhere pondering around in the year 2038 but its not so.The reason behind is that POSIX or for that matter any other time service uses co-ordinated universal time(UTC) and this counts the number of milliseconds since jan 1 1970, and we predominantly use a 32 bit computing system so the maximumvalue that time_t object can take is 2^32,that counts to be 4294967296.Exceeding thislimit the object tends to take the most negative value possible and that ofcourse is -4294967297.Now this corresponds to jan 1 1901.So we might be getting a problem in the year 2038 wherein all the 32 bit based software or programs will be set to the year 1901.
The solutions that are in place are implementing the ifs and buts control statement to reengineer the code of legacy systems but by far the most optimal solution had to be to change the storage paradigm of time_t to 64 bit.







Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Aspire To Despair
Once upon a time
A paraphrase started with the same old chime
Nobody wanted the mess to dine
VIT wasn’t a place so sanguine

I still regret the college I choose
But truly speaking had none other option to disclose
A place where the teachers aptly define bellicose
I can finish in no time a 500gm glucose

A place to learn, a chance to grow
Buried in a deep furrow
& still you got meters to burrow
The rules being beguiling callow
What is that the girls love to swallow?
Red, blue and the shitty yellow
Notices conferring the dirty fellow
“Pending enquiry” is what they embrace
The virtual management dealing with all the case
Hide the face & screw without trace
With Federor hitting all the ace
Is Nadal still in race?

Tis square you gotta drive
Coz there are fielders elsewhere to hop and dive
With the girls being so anorexic, ll turn a blue litmus green
All I want is the heart of queen
Why is the queen of hearts always in her teen?
Common stop complaining to the dean
The chancellors’ bequest is all they win

In the confusion of guna’s psycotism
Emilie Rose wud definitely affirm exorcism
All I want is guna in a museum
All I want is a tint of freedom
All I yearn for is a hint of freedom


N.B:-Guna is one of our horrible faculty members.. i hope u people too ve a tryst with him.. afterall y shld only we suffer

Friday, June 09, 2006

Pre-Scripted Answers

The Placement season has just struck reality and the atmossphere is still hot with the uncanny warmth of the most FAQ "Are u appearing fo Placement in TCS?".I got dumbstruck when the hostel supervisor too asked me the same question, such is the impact of TCS in our college,with we getting mails from our Aluminus in TCS stating the lakhs of ruppes that we ll be earning per month and all yout to do to avail this jumbojet package is bid one year of yur time in TCS.With students being made to mug up the questions and a pre determined answer to the questions so that u look damn confident and not whimsical in ur interview for life.

Are these pre-scripted answers going to help other than making it tuff for the interviewers to recruit the students or God knows it may even make things easy for them, the way Dean Andersen found it easy in kavya Vishwanathan's "How opal mehta Got kissed,Got Wild, and Got a Life " even though the weight of her resume was far more than she would weigh given the gravitational force gets doubled.I have a stong intution that as HOWGIH almost ruined the chances of her getting into her dream College, where she cud not cite one human friend of hers nor she cud say anything about the romances she had with boys(coz she had none),the same is going to be repeated in the interviews.Twas pathetic,atleast i felt so,seeing people around jotting down points to say to the hackneyed Interview chap(this word is in hindi) question--"Where do u see yourself 3 years ,5 years and 10 years from now" and the answer which we were taught was "i wud be a project lead in 3 years a manager in 5 years and an even senior manager in 10 years". I doubt if it cud get me through the interview and i regret that all these efforts to teach us will stochastically go in vain coz i dont think i ll ever use these trademark banality answers.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

All for one ,One for all ,Divide and rule -its not cool

Well the catch line itself is self-explanatory showing a vista of my blog. This was one of the many posters endeavoring to stark reality to Mr. Arjun Singh .Going by figures five out of ten people coming under the scheduled caste/OBC are illiterate while when the ball comes to the other side its even gloomy, three out of ten are literate. Is our government that bad at statistically analyzing data, if yes then why don’t they employ intelligentsia of the Indian Statistical Institute instead of people who are more interested in minting money rather than succor to take the path of a developed nation.Caste was something that existed too many years back, and such rulings can only gait as a spark to a keg of petroleum whose cost too has erupted in a cataclysmic explosion. It’s only oblivious of our “democratic” government, which focuses on egalitarianism, to abide by such a petition and I may prophecise that its implication may lead the formation of a new terrorist party inconceivable if not a political one, coz the young guns of today having been deeply influenced by “Rang De Basanti” believe in bringing the government to stark reality through the so called dhamaka. Even the remarks of witty politicians have been a surmise. By the statement-“Both sides have valid points” I don’t have any idea of what Rahul Gandhi means but what I think is that he, or for that matter any politician/Indian related to politics, wants to argue on the two sides of a mobius strip –a twisted ring of paper which technically possesses only one & that is this ruling is not going to help India in near future. Apparently, this is just going to raise the percentage of education in India and not the technical or managerial caliber level of the Indians.Everything I had ever believed about the demise of the caste system was suddenly looking like a brilliant sham with such insensible plans. The castes scheduled as SC, ST, OBC, EBC & any such BC are not facing any pariah or ostracism from the society, which they were a decade before and which to an extent supported the Mondal petition, in the current world and the new generation can in no way consider reservation to be their legacy or hereditary right in the country. Their parents had their share of luck to improve their economic condition and prove to the country they were not bane and their children too should do it but without any share of reservation and truly speaking they don’t need any, coz they avail all the facilities that the general countrymen do.The government should realize that such decisions could not only make the SC/ST/OBC‘s complacent towards their career but also lower the level of students in esteemed institutions and on top of it sow seeds of dissension. It’s high time for the ministers to consider the peaceful processions by students of various colleges and the protests in Nepal as a warning to the upcoming tempest which could not only lead to their downfall but also create mayhem and pandemonium along with smashing its goodwill to smithereens and this act could only be synonymous to invincible Dhoni screwing the Australians at pitch Perth.

The Indian Way

This is something that had a bell ringing in my head yesterday while going through a newspaper article. Most of the Indians and I would say almost all who are providential to know Hindi do possess of a habit, which quite craftily says a lot about our behavior and mindset. We try to end up every sentence in a contradictory sense like:- "hai na", "tum phir aaoge na" etc and sometimes ,though totally unaware, we use the same intonation while speaking English too like:- "I am Right no" instead of saying it "Am I right". Both have a tint of question mark associated with them, as we engineering students have with the first sight of the question paper thinking if we have ever come through the inauspicious, infact it becomes quite inauspicious if u don't know the answer to it, word during our one night struggle but a philosopher may cunningly unearth the difference between the two. Isn't it ironic that we have an irony associated with a bulk of communication we do.Looking at the other side, are we really having a sanguine start but ending in a pessimistic way. Do we infact get cajoled with the slightest hint of success but tenaciously have the consequences of failure at the back of the mind? And if you endorse with me, is this the basis of the "no" being appended to the lines we speak.Something even disparate hung by my head as I kept walking on the lane back to my house in the stormy evening i.e. is this consequence of failure or the thought of what people around us would say, engulfing us to a hibernation where our creativity get clogged and we become precarious to make changes in the way things are going resulting in a precisely slow up gradation of the economy and society. Though I know I am quite far from the affirmative where I could say "Bingo" I got it and could draw out an explanation for the same but yet seeing the way life has gone for me or the way I have looked at life and for the others around me, I can substantiate quite a lot of instance and I think you would too be in a position quite similar to this after thinking about the gibberish that I have scribbled so far.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

A Chance !to be Wasted

The English soccer team is by far the best squad they have ever had and on top of it, Wayne Rooney's return could be earlier than anticipated as recent scans have shown rapid progress and he could be fit and rocking for the opener agains Paraguay.However if he doesnt then the paucity of a good striker will definitely haunt Sven for the days to come. Keeping an uncapped player Theo Walcot in such a prestigious and swashBuckling championship will definitely bring a grim to the punters who ll see it as a sanguine gift from god.Though i havent seen him play but to receive a call from Sven that too to replace Rooney speaks volumes by itself.If he fails then then its all upto the talismanic Owen, my favorite, too deliver the goods.Having just recovered from a fractured bone his form is neither too good and was almost eking a bare existence from farming in an arid land when he came on field to play for Newcastle United after a hiatus of over two months.Its wasnt a good sight at all seeing Owen Limping in his twenty minute play but he is a player who has taken the batan to the opposition in crunch times before and hopefully wont let the expections of the fans turn squalid.

With a country known to produce esteemed midfileders, midfield domination wont be a problem for England.Gerrad,Lampard,Joe Cole,Bekham all are in prime form.Gerrad after a match winning performance against the westHam, after being 3-1 down, came with an unmatched performance to set the gait for victory.Even Bekham scored a free kick against Sevialla few days back and also came up with another goal minutes later.Defence is also no worry for england as they have experienced campaigners in that department too.

With world cup at the door step and England in group which isnt that difficult sven Could prophecise a long lasting stay in the world cup.However, its him who has too decide the strategy to replace his most lethal front man, Rooney,with either Joe cole coming into the action as a Center forward or Theo walcot which ought to decide whether England will reach the nadir of fortunes coz of the anathemic demonic forces or the zenith of their football history with the exuberance of youth coming in.