Down Memory Lane #Cache 22

Why isn’t anybody hooting me for not smashing the shuttle on the badminton court, why isn’t the sound of shhhh coming out when I miss a simple scoring chance, why isn’t anybody applauding me on picking up a rocket smash or on a beautifully done trick or on a good fielding.

I keep playing Counter Strike for hours but why isn’t anybody fighting with me to take my place, why can’ I hear somebody saying “saale kamine tune bahut khel liya ab mujhe khelne de”

I create my own playlist everyday but why isn’t anybody fighting to change the songs.
Why isn’t there the same excitement to login to gmail….

I haven’t recharged my sim since ages and still why isn’t anybody calling me a JACKASS and LOSER ka dum.

why isn’t anybody giving missed calls and sending messages, pretending to be me, with ma idle sitting phone, cummmon why isn’t somebody playing a prank on me.

Why ain’t I giving missed calls to anyone!!!!

Why isn’t the sound of the distant alarm going dim and why can’ I see the lights of the badminton court getting switched off at 10 in the night.

Why isn’t the taste of Maggie at midnight not the same even though I need to share it wid none...

Why is it that nobody is teasing me and prompting me, every time a bunch of IT juniors pass by….
Why is it that nobody is shouting an expletive every time I say “Main toh seedha saadha ladka hoon”….lol

Why isn’t anybody reading messages in ma inbox much against my wish!!!!!

Why is it that this blog is making me nostalgic …..

Why is it that have got addicted to all those things….
Why is it that am missing all those wonderful friends….
Why is it that I have lost a good few of them in spite of no apparent reason….
Why is it that I can’ get back those few friends whom I have lost…..
Why is it that i can’ realign with those lost ones and brigde the crack….
Why is it that even being in their city and their favorite cafe I can’ meet those lost friends…
Why is it that every time I watch “Mr. Beans” I grin and smile with a reminiscence…..
Why is it that I have gone thru every drop of ink on the book and still have chapters unread…
Why is it that I have plethora of questions and exactly null answers…..

Lo Kar Lo Baat!!!

There can be reasons galore for the growing accidents on the roads..The traffic police may account it for reasons galore, but the major reason can be attributed to teh incomplete traffic rule -- Walk to your left.
It should be protracted to "always walk to your left and never look out for the HBZs or the V stats pertaining to them"


The term uup Rashtrapati is very apt for "Mr..." but associating Mrs. Pratibha Patil with coveted post of Rashtrapati would be a wrong use of gender for bharat...as we consider our nation as our mother India.. how can a “SHE” be the pati of our rashtra....Point to be noted ma lord!!!!
Such is lifes drearies......

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona pardta hai
jo nahi ho woh bhi hona pardta hai...

eewwwww.....

This does prove to a large extent dat our society was man-dominant aint it??




Mohd yousuf alias Yousuf Youhana, the famous Pakistan middle order bat, had once said "whenever i go thru a bad patch, Pakistan gets to play a series against India and I get back to form" hmmmm....no wonder he is ready to rebel against the pak cricket board to fasten together with the ICL...
Bladdy OPPPURTUNIST!!!