Down Memory Lane #Cache 22

Why isn’t anybody hooting me for not smashing the shuttle on the badminton court, why isn’t the sound of shhhh coming out when I miss a simple scoring chance, why isn’t anybody applauding me on picking up a rocket smash or on a beautifully done trick or on a good fielding.

I keep playing Counter Strike for hours but why isn’t anybody fighting with me to take my place, why can’ I hear somebody saying “saale kamine tune bahut khel liya ab mujhe khelne de”

I create my own playlist everyday but why isn’t anybody fighting to change the songs.
Why isn’t there the same excitement to login to gmail….

I haven’t recharged my sim since ages and still why isn’t anybody calling me a JACKASS and LOSER ka dum.

why isn’t anybody giving missed calls and sending messages, pretending to be me, with ma idle sitting phone, cummmon why isn’t somebody playing a prank on me.

Why ain’t I giving missed calls to anyone!!!!

Why isn’t the sound of the distant alarm going dim and why can’ I see the lights of the badminton court getting switched off at 10 in the night.

Why isn’t the taste of Maggie at midnight not the same even though I need to share it wid none...

Why is it that nobody is teasing me and prompting me, every time a bunch of IT juniors pass by….
Why is it that nobody is shouting an expletive every time I say “Main toh seedha saadha ladka hoon”….lol

Why isn’t anybody reading messages in ma inbox much against my wish!!!!!

Why is it that this blog is making me nostalgic …..

Why is it that have got addicted to all those things….
Why is it that am missing all those wonderful friends….
Why is it that I have lost a good few of them in spite of no apparent reason….
Why is it that I can’ get back those few friends whom I have lost…..
Why is it that i can’ realign with those lost ones and brigde the crack….
Why is it that even being in their city and their favorite cafe I can’ meet those lost friends…
Why is it that every time I watch “Mr. Beans” I grin and smile with a reminiscence…..
Why is it that I have gone thru every drop of ink on the book and still have chapters unread…
Why is it that I have plethora of questions and exactly null answers…..

Lo Kar Lo Baat!!!

There can be reasons galore for the growing accidents on the roads..The traffic police may account it for reasons galore, but the major reason can be attributed to teh incomplete traffic rule -- Walk to your left.
It should be protracted to "always walk to your left and never look out for the HBZs or the V stats pertaining to them"


The term uup Rashtrapati is very apt for "Mr..." but associating Mrs. Pratibha Patil with coveted post of Rashtrapati would be a wrong use of gender for bharat...as we consider our nation as our mother India.. how can a “SHE” be the pati of our rashtra....Point to be noted ma lord!!!!
Such is lifes drearies......

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona pardta hai
jo nahi ho woh bhi hona pardta hai...

eewwwww.....

This does prove to a large extent dat our society was man-dominant aint it??




Mohd yousuf alias Yousuf Youhana, the famous Pakistan middle order bat, had once said "whenever i go thru a bad patch, Pakistan gets to play a series against India and I get back to form" hmmmm....no wonder he is ready to rebel against the pak cricket board to fasten together with the ICL...
Bladdy OPPPURTUNIST!!!

Xtreme, Original, a Phenomenon - Am joking Folks!!

I reckon we are witnessing a revolution.Our favorite hangouts are being demolished, no one watches cricket anymore & Navjot singh Sidhu is laughing his way to slammer. I believe this has something to do with Global Warming. People are more often that not using Orkut as the means to transmit quanta of bits which are neither manchester Encoded nor streamlined...lol.Now this reminds me that wen i started using Orkut i had only $5 friendz, 5 fans , 1 stupid testimonial and about 68 scraps , 50 out of which were synonyms to "Nice to see u in Orkut" in varying dialects..and ma friend had around 2500 odd scraps..

One of ma friendz had a rather not to b pulicised snap of mine and apparently wiki told me that i can sue him for invasion of privacy.This wud infact be an ideal pathbreaking case in intellectual property & violation of privacy for my cousin who wud be passing out of a law school soon.After which i would like to ensure that all ma writings and ideas are copyrighted or copyleft-ed, since some of ma writings are accoring to the GNU Public Licence as well, which means the next time a colleague asks for an idea, i might have to get him to sign some legal documemts to ensure he doesn' make money out of it, without givivng me my share.
I think thatz lame. I wud rather sit at home or sleep at office and get some coke & watch the Global Warming take over the world.

Franklin D. Roosevelt had once said " If you cannot make the fututre for the youth, make the youth for the future" & i guess mallika's hot entree' is doing the needful to make the youth resilient to Global Warming.

The Long Tail Concept

They cage, they grin,

thats the creation of page and brin

Is that the power of recursiveism

i guess its the Larryed Sergeyism

that proves whatz hot & whatz not an anacronism

Its perfect, its passion, its setting me free

No wonder its making yahoo and msn pee.

They crawl first and think later

still it gets better n better n better

Is it a miracle or an Arabian Treasure

that brings back the sands of time with utmost pleasure

Is it one immortal bone or another one carved out of a Roman stone,

that made brin and page construct the fern

and count on the investments on return

Mycrowsoft counting the stakes of stocks,

its the google's canopy where it all docks,

its the google's canopy where it all docks...